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abuses: alex-loves-music: eridans-crotch: dannyquinns: iwillmakeyouintoshoes: sh3rl0cksn1ppl3s: golgothasghirahim: penotbutter: 314159265358: basstrip: thebeautifulhustle: this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea. shut up its a light bulb falling on a mouse trap this is someone dying while under an MRI scan. listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a light bulb . But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a light bulb would never just fall into something like a mouse trap. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually fall into it. That appliance still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that light bulb was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being. Say hello to mechanically separated chicken Tragically beautiful. #everything you need to know about tumblr in one post Wow, okay, at least put a fucking trigger warning on this. I lost a lightbulb to mousetrap violence and I don’t want to see this shit on my dash being glorified by some hipster assholes. New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant. I once ate entire bag of Doritos all by myself. I even had people to share them with. But I didn’t. GPOY This is disgusting. I can’t even watch as the trap severs off his poor head.

abuses:

alex-loves-music:

eridans-crotch:

dannyquinns:

iwillmakeyouintoshoes:

sh3rl0cksn1ppl3s:

golgothasghirahim:

penotbutter:

314159265358:

basstrip:

thebeautifulhustle:

this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea.

shut up its a light bulb falling on a mouse trap

this is someone dying while under an MRI scan.

listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a light bulb . But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a light bulb would never just fall into something like a mouse trap. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually fall into it.

That appliance still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that light bulb was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken

Tragically beautiful.

#everything you need to know about tumblr in one post

Wow, okay, at least put a fucking trigger warning on this. I lost a lightbulb to mousetrap violence and I don’t want to see this shit on my dash being glorified by some hipster assholes.

New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.

I once ate entire bag of Doritos all by myself. I even had people to share them with. But I didn’t.

GPOY

This is disgusting. I can’t even watch as the trap severs off his poor head.

(Source: mikegoedecke, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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